Bug spray sold at visitor center.
| Name |
Description |
| Al Donald Fast Food |
Hungry? Then why not come on down to our
feature restaurant! We have the best tasting foods here,
guaranteed to get you wanting more! So why not come down and
get yourself some first-class chow! |
| Merry-Go-Round |
Are you bored of all the animals? Then why
not try our state-of-the-art merry-go-round! It goes as fast
as you want it, so that you can stop if you get dizzy.
Additionally, it is human powered, so that you can be sure
that you aren't ruining our great Earth! |
| Auditorium |
Need to take a break after that exciting
merry-go-round ride! Then come on down to our brand new (as
of 1995) auditorium! There are a variety of new and exciting
shows, such as Hamlet and Six-hundred-and-sixty-six Shades
of Red! All performed by our friendly staff here at the zoo. |
| Playground |
Need a quick workout while your kids are
watching us feed the lions? Then come to our playground!
There are lots of new brand-name workout equipment waiting
to be used! |
| Grass Park |
Want to go on a very pleasant picnic? Then go
to our grass park, right near the hippopotamuses! You can
have a great lunch, AND watch the animals! Bug spray sold at visitor center. |